Dennis Reynolds Quotes You Need To Remember

Dennis: Starter car? 
Customer: That's right.
Dennis: I've contained my rage for as long as poissible, but I shall unleashe my fury upon you like the crushing of a thousand waves! Be gone, vile man!, Be gone from me! A sarter car! This car is a finisher car! A transporter of gods! The Golden God! I am unteathered and my rage knows no bounds!

Dennis: The whole purpose of buying the boat in the first place was to get the ladies nice and tipsy top side, so we can take them to a nice comfortable place below deck, and you know, they can't refuse...because of the implication.
Mac: Okay you had me goin' there for the first half. The second half kinda threw me.
Dennis: Well dude, think about it. She's out in the middle of nowhere, with some dude she barely knows. She looks around and what does she see? Nothing but open ocean. 'Ah there's nowhere for me to run! What am I gonna do, say no?'
Mac: Okay. That seems really dark.

Dennis: Ladies and gentlemen, the D.E.N.N.I.S. System... is a comprehensive approach to seduction that I have perfected over the years. See, my success with women does not solely stem from my good looks and my charm. There is a careful, systemic approach... that has allowed me to become the playboy that I am today.

Dennis: Hi. I'm a recovering crack head. This is my retarded sister that I take care of. I'd like some welfare, please.

Dennis: You look fat as sh*t! I'm getting very concerned with the integrity of our organization here. Mac, you have gained 50 pounds of fat.
Mac: Mass.
Dennis: Fat.
Mac: Muscle.
Dennis: Let's be clear. Fat.

Dennis: Without the sunglasses, Weekend at Bernie's would have been a very dark, strange tale.